Could You Help Your Garden Become More Mediterranean
Do you wish you could grow oranges in your garden instead of apples?
Well, you will be happy to know that there is an easy answer: do nothing. Just continue on with what you are doing today – and your garden will be transformed!
By carrying on as usual, everyone in the UK can make sure that they will never have a patchy lawn again, no dirty pond to clean out in the winter, no leaves to sweep off the drive in autumn and all round sunshine!
How On Earth?
Well, climate change will raise our global temperatures by 2-4 degrees and most of our native plants will die out (along with most of the wildlife) and be replaced by drought-resistant plants (which don’t shed their leaves).

photo credit: a.dombrowski
Higher temperatures will mean less water – and more hosepipe bans – so your lawn won’t be able to get enough water to survive. You will then have to replace it for a gravel or stone surface, and watch those delightful ornamental lawns disappear and large grassland fields turn to dried mud.
There will be such a demand for drinking water that fountains, ponds and lakes will either dry up or be turned into reservoirs – so all the native wetland plants and animals will have to go – as we don’t want them to pollute our drinking water supplies, do we!
It’s all part of the Earths plan though – as due to the other effects of climate change, sea level rises will mean that there will less land available for farming, housing, leisure and agriculture – so we won’t have too much of a garden to worry about anyway. We will all live in flats or terraced housing without plants or grassy parks – think of an Egyptian or Moroccan landscape to get the idea.
Make A Change:
I know we are still hearing the advice to ‘turn of your lights’ and ‘don’t leave your appliances on stand-by’ – but we still aren’t doing it!
Honestly: out of your 10 closest friends – how many haven’t even turned down their thermostat by 1 degree? How many still leave the tap running while cleaning their teeth? How many still wash a half empty load of clothes? Or a 60 degree wash?
At the moment I can safely say that I do not do any of the 4 things listed – but I know plenty of people who still do all 4. Ironically it is the people with kids who are the worst ‘because they are too busy’ – but they should be the most interested in the future of the planet as their kids are going to be living in it!





